Friday 13 November 2009

The polar bear variations - 5


Who wouldn't be slightly puzzled to - after trekking for days in the blinding polar wilderness - find a polar bear coming out of a giant gift box?

The polar bear variations - 4


Pretty sure the bear is too fat to move quickly enough to get to the seal and eat it. He didn't get that fat just eating polar lettuce, though, so I'd watch out if I were the seal.

Thursday 12 November 2009

The polar bear variations - 3


Big bear, little flower pot, rather large flower.Pretty sure that flower wouldn't fit that pot. That's why not that many polar bears are gardeners. Or florists, for that matter.

The polar bear variations - 2


They're both enjoying some soft drinks. Big cups; and what with polar bears not being small we can only assume the beverages were purchased somewhere in the USA.

The polar bear variations - 1


Look! Two polar bears. They're having a chat. The one on the left has a massive nose. Maybe the one on the right just knows the most flattering angle to be drawn from.

Tuesday 10 November 2009

Short kakapo story, part 3


The kakapo gives his new kiwi/chicken/walking aubergine friend a ride. All is good.

Short kakapo story, part 2


He bumps into a small bird. I'm guessing either a kiwi or a chicken with some serious development issues.

Short Kakapo story, part 1


Another rubbish attempt to create a story out of three completely unrelated drawings. Here comes a Kakapo down the road.

Kakapos


I became slightly obsessed with Kakapos after watching a documentary with Stephen Fry about species under the threat of extinction. Here are a few of the many ways a Kakapo can be translated from a very fat, green flightless bird into a very fat, black and white flightless doodle.

Grumpy rabbits, part 3


More like 'Perplexed Rabbit and Squirrel, part 1'.

Grumpy rabbits, part 2


Probably a big rabbit mum forcing a rather resigned member of her rabbit offspring (looks like a teenager, methinks) to eat some carrot. You'd think the kid would've gotten used to carrot by now.

Monday 9 November 2009

Grumpy rabbits, part 1


Another rather inexplicable one. Are they at the world's least exciting rabbit party? Is it the start of the morbidly obese rabbit 100m dash and they're lost in concentration, brows furrowed? Only time will tell. Actually, probably time won't tell.